Theoretical Critics
It isn’t a very good picture, I know - everything is blurry and out-of-focus - but hear me out, I can explain. I had to angle my camera that way so nobody noticed that I was trying to take pictures of people without their permission (I’ve gotten weird looks for doing that), and I couldn’t retake the picture because the movie was about to start and I wanted to see the previews. And anyway, this is pretty representative of humanity - always in motion, never really standing still, even when they’re standing still. It worked out, I think. This is legitimately art. I’m sure of it.