Reasonable
I went outside for a smoke, and there were a couple dudes hanging around my car, looking shady. I asked them to step away, and they refused. I asked again, a bit more forcefully. They still refused. So I yelled at them, I told them to get the fuck away from my fucking car and go back to their ghetto fuckholes. So one of them took a swing at me. This was the last thing I saw before I hit the ground and blacked out.