Bruckheimer
Life is good in a Jerry Bruckheimer brand video. It’s one big endless drive down the middle of the road while lightning breeds trees and the rain is perpetually near - what more could a person want? Besides food, companionship, sleep and a paycheck, I mean. But you don’t really need those things here; it’s just a residual craving that soon enough will disappear into the overcast horizon. After all, cars don’t need gas here either; every now and again, when the meter starts nearing ‘E’, a lightning bolt will strike the antenna and bam, the meter will shoot back up to ‘F’. Yup, ole Uncle Jerry cracked the electric car conundrum. It’s too bad he couldn’t share his secrets with GM. Oh well, that’s capitalism for you.